A duck walks into a bar and says to the bar tender “I’ll have a beer”.
The bartender says “Hey! where did you come from?”
The duck says “I’m working the construction site across the street”.
And the bartender says, “Well why are you working construction when you could be making millions in the circus?”
And the duck said “What would the circus want with a brick laying duck?”
An avid duck hunter was in the market for a new bird dog. His search ended when he found a dog that could walk on water to retrieve a duck. Shocked by his find, he was sure none of his friends would ever believe him.
He decided to try to break the news to a friend of his, a pessimist by nature, and invited him to hunt with him and his new dog.
As they waited in their maimai, a flock of ducks flew near. They fired, and a duck fell.
The dog leapt up, jumped into the pond and walked across the water to retrieve the bird, never getting more than his paws wet. The friend watched in silence.
On the drive home the hunter asked his friend, “Did you notice anything unusual about my new dog?”
“Yes, I sure did,” his friend answered. “He can’t swim.”