A blonde, brunette, and red head, all very fit woman, were crossing a lake in a breast stroke swimming race.
The brunette finished first and was followed shortly after by the red head.
The race organisers realised the blonde was struggling and sent a couple of life guards in to rescue her.
When she was safely aboard their boat, the life guards asked why she had such a difficult time crossing the lake.
The blonde looked uncomfortable, and lowered her eyes as she replied “I don’t like to tell tales, but the other two woman used their arms.”