A journalist driving down a country road, spotted a farmer standing in the middle of a huge paddock of grass.
She pulled the car over to the side of the road, took a closer look and saw that the farmer was just standing there, doing nothing, looking at nothing.
The journalist got out of the car, walked over to the farmer and said, “Ah excuse me, but what are you doing?”
The farmer replied, “I’m trying to win a Nobel Prize.”
“How?” asks the journalist asked with a puzzled look.
“Well, I heard they give the Nobel Prize to people who are out standing in their field.”
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