Trevor Mallard election winning strategy is to bring back the moa.
Does this mean he:
a) Is acting in his capacity as a member of the ABC – Anyone But Cunliffe – club.
b) Is trying to distract us from something good National is doing.
c) Is trying to distract us from something bad that Labour is doing.
d) Is aiming for a back to the future version of Mike Moore’s lamb burgers with moa burgers.
e) Is trying to differentiate Labour from the Green Party in its opposition to genetic modification.
f) Has lost the plot.
g) All of the above.