A chicken walked into the library, went up to the circulation desk and said, “Book, book, book, boook”.
The librarian handed the chicken a book. It tucked it under his wing and ran out. A while later, the chicken ran back in, threw the first book into the return bin, went back to the librarian and said: “book, book, book, book, boook”. Again the librarian gave it a book, and the chicken ran out.
Within a few minutes, the chicken was back, returned the book and started all over again: “Boook, book, book book boook”. The librarian gave her yet a third book, but this time she follows the chicken.
It ran down the street, through the park and down to the riverbank.
There, sitting on a lily pad was a big, green frog.
The chicken held up the book and showed it to the frog, saying: “Book, book, book, boook”.
The frog blinked, and croaked: “reddit, reddit, reddit”.