Saturday’s smiles

A friend emailed these – they are supposedly true advertisements from a UK newspaper:

 

FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.

8 years old.

Hateful little bastard.  Bites!

 FREE PUPPIES

1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbour’s dog.

 FREE PUPPIES.

Mother, a Kennel Club registered German Shepherd.

Father, Super Dog… able to leap tall fences in a single bound.

 

COWS, CALVES:  NEVER BRED.

Also 1 gay bull for sale.

 

JOINING NUDIST COLONY!

Must sell washer and dryer £100.

 

WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE.

Worn once by mistake.

Call Stephanie.

 FOR SALE BY OWNER.

Complete set of Encyclopaedia Britannica, 45 volumes.

Excellent condition…..£200 or best offer.

No longer needed; got married last month.

Husband knows everything.

One Response to Saturday’s smiles

  1. SachinManan says:

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