Hat tip: Waiology
Minacity – baleful; the action or process of threatening or menacing; ff a menacing or threatening nature; threatening or foreshadowing evil or tragic developments; a tendency to use threats; intimidation, menace.
A friend emailed these – they are supposedly true advertisements from a UK newspaper:
FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.
8 years old.
Hateful little bastard. Bites!
1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbour’s dog.
Mother, a Kennel Club registered German Shepherd.
Father, Super Dog… able to leap tall fences in a single bound.
COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.
Also 1 gay bull for sale.
JOINING NUDIST COLONY!
Must sell washer and dryer £100.
WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE.
Worn once by mistake.
FOR SALE BY OWNER.
Complete set of Encyclopaedia Britannica, 45 volumes.
Excellent condition…..£200 or best offer.
No longer needed; got married last month.
Husband knows everything.
Chinese trade target sky-high – Hugh Stringleman:
Prime Minister John Key and Chinese President Xi Jinping have agreed to aim for $30 billion of bi-lateral trade between New Zealand and China by 2020.
That would be an increase of 65% over the total of two-way trade last year, when NZ sold China almost $10b of exports, mostly from the primary sector, and imported $8.2b.
In a meeting at the Great Hall of the People in Beijing they also agreed to modernise the free-trade agreement between the two countries.
“We have great confidence that the coming years will see trade between us increase at a very fast pace,” Key said. . .
No time to penny-pinch on TB – James Houghton:
Looking at the week that was, we have seen Fish & Game come out with a survey full of leading questions, three of our top agricultural science centers lose Government funding, and the Ministry for Primary Industries taking Fonterra to court. One might take that as a bad week, but this is a standard one for agriculture.
What is important to note is that we deal with a lot of negativity on a day-to-day basis and part of that is because we hold ourselves to a very high standard. However, looking at an average week you can get drowned in the negativity and lose sight of the bigger picture. All these things that are happening around us can seem like a blur of madness, some are but some things are for the big picture, for our children, and theirs.
Locally, we are dealing with the Waikato regional draft Annual Plan, which the council are looking to withdraw their direct funding from the national strategy of pest eradication. The National Pest Strategy, funded by the Animal Health Board, has been focusing on high-risk areas, such as Waikato, to rid the country of TB. The work is achieved by eradicating possums, with TB, from the province, and is spear headed by TB Free New Zealand and OSPRI. . .
The nitty gritty of the nitrate debate – Lynda Murchison:
We are a part of the water quality discussion in some shape or form, and we get our information from many sources. A major focus has been on nitrogen losses from farming. If nitrogen is one of the key ingredients in this national conversation, it ought to be explained beyond the notion that it is all about cows in streams. The science can be complex and the explanations mind-boggling; here’s my simple geographer-farmer take on it.
Why should we care how nitrogen loss is managed? Farmers care because their future flexibility and thus viability is at stake, and like most New Zealanders they want a sustainable future that allows for agricultural growth whilst enjoying healthy waterways. The rest of the population should care because the flexibility and productivity of farming, our ability to feed the world, is what makes New Zealand tick.
Recently, the Ministry for Primary Industries revised their projections for earnings in the primary sector for the 2013-14 year, up another $4.9 billion to $36.5 billion. From that, the direct economic contribution farmers make to the Christchurch economy is estimated at $750 million per year, an impressive feat. One can only assume that contribution is even more significant in smaller provincial cities and towns. . .
Let’s Broadcast Rural New Zealand – Jamie Mackay:
It was the only option available but watching the excellent on-line live stream of the Golden Shears Open final was yet another salutary reminder of how mainstream media in this country, most notably television, pays lip service to farming and rural New Zealand in general.
Country Calendar is an institution on New Zealand television, only bettered by Coronation Street for longevity. Heck, its most loved voice Frank Torley would probably give Ken Barlow a run for his money for length of tenure on the telly.
I don’t wish to sound dismissive about the iconic Country Calendar because it is a rural flagship and rates well in its 7pm Saturday spot. However, I would argue it’s a show designed more for townies than rural folk, as can be attested by the prevalence of quirky lifestyle stories it features.
But what Country Calendar does prove is there’s an appetite out there for television featuring rural New Zealand. However, this message is not getting through the solid craniums (euphemism for thick skulls) of television programmers. . .
Homewood Run – Lashings of meat right way to eat -Alan Emmerson:
Those who have read my columns will know my philosophy of not getting to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.
I can remember, as a relatively young journalist, of the panic over saturated fat, the health risks associated with eating meat and dairy products.
Back then the doomsayers were trying to convert the world to mung beans and the like, for the good of their health of course.
Fortunately few listened and we continued eating meat, butter, and cheese.
Now, according to an article in the New York Times, the myths have been dispelled. . .
The Peterson Farm Bros’ Beef with Chipotle (Part 1) – Greg Peterson:
Many have probably seen or heard about Chipotle’s commercial, “The Scarecrow” and their recent video series, “Farmed and Dangerous.” Chipotle claims these spots are shedding light on the “inhumane” and “unsustainable” nature of “industrial farming.” They try to use the videos to inform people of the perceived problems with the current food system, such as the difference between meat that is ethically raised and meat that isn’t. Their approach seems genuine and sincere at first and is attracting a lot of attention from consumers. I’m certain that Chipotle is doing a lot of positive things with their “food with integrity” approach and to be clear, I do agree with the general ideals Chipotle claims they are supporting:
- The consumer does deserve healthy meat from humanely raised animals
- The family farmer is who should be raising their food
- Ethical behavior should be of greater concern than profit.
What I don’t agree with is Chipotle’s definitions of family farmers, humanely raised animals, and ethical behavior. . .
8/10 in the Herald’s politics quiz.
One of those I missed was the one about Len Brown – my answer was wishful thinking.
A plethora of media makes it much harder for advertisers to get their message across.
Newspapers are losing readers and recording options give television viewers options that allow them to skip the ads.
When conventional advertisements don’t work, advertisers have to come up with something that does.
What works is cleverness and fun that gets attention and then spreads through social media, like the Unbelievable Channel on YouTube.
It’s been created by Pepsi and will be updated each week with people doing unbelievable things and of course it will spread through social media like this:
Hat tip: NBR
ACC Minister Judith Collins says respect is the key to tackling sexual violence.
“Sexual violence has a significant effect on victims and families, resulting in substantial physical and mental health issues as well as social problems like poverty, addiction and suicide,” Ms Collins says.
“Encouraging a culture of respect is one of the most effective ways we can help to prevent sexual and dating violence. This pilot programme will teach young people the value of having healthy relationships based on respect, negotiation and consent.”
Recently ACC has made sexual violence prevention part of its core business focus and its first initiative in this area is a school-based pilot programme focussed on fostering healthy and respectful relationships.
In 2012/13, ACC spent $44 million on services for about 15,000 sensitive claims – the majority of which are related to sexual violence.
“There is some great work already being done by the sexual violence sector in schools but there is also recognition that we need to ensure these programmes have better national coordination, are consistent in content and ensure the best coverage possible,” Ms Collins says.
The school based programme is being developed with an Advisory Group made up of sexual violence sector representatives, interested community groups, government agencies and specialist academics, with input from students, parents and teachers. The programme will be a part of a wider programme of work led by Social Development Minister Paula Bennett.
The programme is still in its early stages of development and there will be further announcements on the specific content, providers, and schools that will be piloted in the third school term this year.
This programme will have to work hard to combat the many media messages which teach people to neither respect themselves nor others.
It is designed to help prevent violence. Legislation is also underway to protect people after a crime has been committed with a Bill creating a new order to protect victims of serious violent and sexual offences passing its second reading in Parliament this week.
Justice Minister Judith Collins says the Victims’ Orders Against Violent Offenders Bill creates a new non-contact order to help reduce the likelihood of serious violent and sexual offenders coming into contact with their victims.
“This Government has made perfectly clear its commitment to putting victims at the heart of our criminal justice system. This Bill is one more way to ensure victims feel safe and protected from further offending,” Ms Collins says.
The order would prohibit the offender from contacting the victim in any way and could ban the offender from living, or working in a particular area.
“This Bill recognises that victims are forced to relive these serious ordeals and suffer on-going effects when they come into contact with their offenders. The proposed new order will help to safeguard and give peace of mind to victims and where necessary, place more restrictive conditions on an offender.”
The provisions added to the Bill today include:
- orders can be applied to a person who has been sentenced to more than two years in prison for a specified violent or sexual offence (rather than the five year threshold proposed in the original Bill)
- non-contact orders can be extended to cover an offender’s associates, where the offender encourages the associate to engage in prohibited behaviour that would harm the victim’s recovery
- victims can apply for an order at any time after sentencing.
Ms Collins acknowledges the Law and Order Committee and thanked those who made submissions on the Bill.
The Government expects to pass the Victims’ Orders Against Violent Offenders Bill by the end of 2014.
Federated farmers is concerned about emergency responsiveness and 111 coverage after it took a farmer about 30 minutes to get through to an operator after she trod in a wasps’ nest.
. . . “Given the 111 service is a rural lifeline, Federated Farmers was troubled to learn Janet Kelland struggled to get through for upwards of 30 minutes,” says Katie Milne, Federated Farmers Rural Security spokesperson.
“Telecom/Spark’s Telecommunications Service Obligation is relevant here because it must answer 111 calls within 15 seconds.
“Federated Farmers is calling on Telecom/Spark to make sure it meets its TSO obligations and a formal complaint from Janet would help to trigger this.
“Cellular network performance at the time needs to be looked into as well as the mapping software being used by the ambulance call centre. A farmer repeatedly stung by wasps could have died for want of a connection.
“After getting clear Janet rang 111 and sometimes it would ring she told us and sometimes there was silence. While cell reception can be random in rural areas she has reception on her farm and good reception from where she tried to call from.
“Janet told Federated Farmers that it took 30-minutes before she got through to an operator. Even then after asking for an ambulance she was cut off.
“She did get through but when she gave her address the operator insisted it did not exist. While Janet resorted to some agricultural language, who could blame her given she was in agony.
“Clearly there are several issues that need to be looked at. There also seems to be a pressing need to review mapping software because Janet’s address is in the White Pages.
“We note the 2012 review said that the Ministry for Business, Innovation and Employment will be working with emergency service providers and the telecommunications sector to investigate new technology.
“Now seems a good time to start,” Mrs Milne concluded.
Mobile coverage is variable in the country but with RAPID (Rural Address Property Identification Numbers) there should be no problem with an address.
We’ve called 111 twice.
The first time was the night our son stopped breathing.
I started CPR while my farmer called for help. In those days 111 calls went to the local hospital and the man who answered the phone used to shear for us. As soon as he knew it was my farmer he said he’d tell the ambulance how to get there and told my farmer to hang up, ring our GP.
The second time was last December towards the end of a party when one of the guests stumbled, fell and knocked himself out.
I dialled 111, got straight through, had no problem with the address and the ambulance was here in less than 30 minutes.
However, both those calls were from landlines.
Staff who’ve had to call emergency services from our farm have managed to do so without problems, but there’s an element of luck in that they happened to be where they had reasonable coverage when they needed it.
Even in the 21st century you can’t expect 100% mobile coverage but you shouldn’t have to argue about your address.
I used to chair a trust which supported people with intellectual disabilities and their families.
Most of our funding came through government agencies and it was precarious.
We knew that we were competing with other providers and if we ours wasn’t the best proposal someone else would get the funds.
That happens all the times, and not just with government agencies.
The Problem Gambling Foundation has found that out and isn’t happy about it and has Labour’s support for that:
Labour says funding for the Problem Gambling Foundation has been stopped because the foundation opposed the deal to increase the number of gambling machines at SkyCity Casino.
That doesn’t sound good but the very next paragraph makes it better:
But the Government has confirmed the new holder of the contract to provide health and counselling services for problem gamblers throughout New Zealand is the Salvation Army, which also opposed the SkyCity deal.
That didn’t stop Labour blaming the government:
Labour’s Internal Affairs Spokesman Trevor Mallard said the foundation was being forced to close its doors because it vocally opposed the deal between the Government and SkyCity to increase the number of pokies in the Auckland casino, in return for building a new national convention centre. . .
This would be the same Mallard who was a guest of Sky City at the Rugby World Cup.
That was then, back to now:
Mallard said the foundation was the largest provider of problem-gambling services in Australasia and “it is hard to imagine a more qualified organisation to do this work”.
The funding decision was based on far stronger grounds than Mallard’s imagination.
Health Ministry group manager Rod Bartling said negotiations were still ongoing, but the tender process was fair and independently assessed.
“The ministry can confirm that it has informed the Problem Gambling Foundation that it does not intend to renew its national contract to prevent and reduce gambling harm,” he said.
“The process to re-tender the contracts for these services was an open contestable tender process.
“The evaluation panel deciding on the tender comprised six members – three internal ministry staff and three external evaluators from the Department of Internal Affairs, the Health Promotion Agency and a Pacific health consultant.
“The ministry also asked Pricewaterhouse to independently review the procurement process and this confirmed the ministry’s processes followed accepted good practice.”
Associate Health Minister Peter Dunne was even stronger in refuting the claims that the PGF lost funding due to political pressure.
“The Ministry of Health clearly signalled in 2012 that it would go to the market for the provision of gambling harm minimisation services during its public consultation on this issue, and this is the outcome of that process”, says Mr Dunne.
“This review had been on the cards for some years prior to this, as the development of the sector has to a large extent been undertaken in an ad hoc manner, with duplication of services from national providers simply not achieving best value for money that clients of services are entitled to expect.”
The process to retender the contracts for these services was an open contestable tender. The evaluation panel deciding on the tender comprised six members: three internal Ministry staff and three external evaluators from the Department of Internal Affairs, the Health Promotion Agency and a Pacific health consultant.
“The Ministry of Health has been particularly mindful to keep the process clearly separate from any perception of political interference. This extended to commissioning an independent review by Pricewaterhouse on its proposed decisions and I congratulate them on the rigorous commitment to probity they have shown in following this tender process as it went beyond the requirements of best practice”.
“The outcome is that services are more streamlined and will achieve increased service provision from government funding in the gambling harm minimisation area. The Problem Gambling Foundation will continue to be contracted to provide specialist services, if negotiations with them are successful, says Mr Dunne.
It is proposed that the major national provider will be the Salvation Army’s Oasis service, which already provides gambling harm and other addiction and social services across the country.
“I am aware that the Salvation Army has been critical of the government in certain areas over the years, including the SkyCity convention centre, but I see no reason why this should prevent them from being contracted to provide the excellent services that they do.
“For Labour and the Greens to say that the Problem Gambling Foundation’s funding has been cut because of its opposition to particular government policies is patent nonsense. It was not until that process was completed that I was advised of the outcome.
“Just because they have Problem Gambling in their title, doesn’t mean they become a default provider, and I commend the Ministry for its rigorous process and decision making which will ultimately benefit those New Zealanders who may who experience negative outcomes from their, or others, gambling activities”, says Mr Dunne.
The PGF lost funding because the Salvation Army, which was also critical of the Sky City convention centre, convinced the evaluation panel, backed by an independent review by Pricewaterhouse that it was offering something better.
That still wasn’t good enough for Labour leader who has been active on Twitter:
A picture might paint a thousand words but that doesn’t make them true.
Cunliffe and Mallard aren’t going to let the truth get in the way of their story which gives us lies, damned lies and Labour.
Saturday’s soapbox is yours to use as you will – within the bounds of decency and absence of defamation. You’re welcome to look back or forward, discuss issues of the moment, to pontificate, ponder or point us to something of interest, to educate, elucidate or entertain, to muse, amuse or bemuse.
1599 Anthony van Dyck, Flemish painter, was born (d. 1641).
1622 Jamestown massacre: Algonquian Indians killed 347 English settlers around Jamestown, Virginia, a third of the colony’s population.
1630 Massachusetts Bay Colony outlawed the possession of cards, dice, and gaming tables.
1765 British parliament passed the Stamp Act, which introduced a tax to be levied directly on its American colonies.
1784 The Emerald Buddha was moved to its current place in Wat Phra Kaew, Thailand.
1818 John Ainsworth Horrocks, English-born explorer of South Australia, was born (d. 1846).
1829 The three protecting powers (Britain, France and Russia) established the borders of Greece.
1849 The Austrians defeated the Piedmontese at the Battle of Novara.
1871 William Woods Holden became the first governor of a U.S. state to be removed from office by impeachment.
1873 A law was approved by the Spanish National Assembly in Puerto Rico to abolish slavery.
1887 Chico Marx, American comedian and actor, was born (d. 1961).
1894 The first playoff game for the Stanley Cup started.
1895 First display (a private screening) of motion pictures by Auguste and Louis Lumière.
1906 First Anglo-French rugby union match at Parc des Princes in Paris
1908 Louis L’Amour, American author, was born (d. 1988).
1910 Nicholas Monsarrat, British novelist, was born (d. 1979).
1923 Marcel Marceau, French Mime, was born (d. 2007).
1930 Stephen Sondheim, American composer and lyricist, was born.
1933 President Franklin Delano Roosevelt signed into law a bill legalizing the sale of beer and wine.
1936 Roger Whittaker, British singer, was born.
1939 Germany took Memel from Lithuania.
1941 Washington’s Grand Coulee Dam began to generate electricity.
1942 Britain’s Royal Navy confronted Italy’s Regia Marina in the Second Battle of Sirte.
1942 Keith Relf, English musician (The Yardbirds), was born (d. 1976).
1943 The entire population of Khatyn in Belarus was burnt alive by German occupation forces.
1945 The Arab League was founded when a charter was adopted in Cairo.
1948 Andrew Lloyd Webber, English composer, was born.
1954 The London bullion market reopened.
1955 Valdis Zatlers, 7th President of Latvia, was born.
1994 Anna Paquin won an Oscar for her part in The Piano. Director Jane Campion won the award for best screen play.
1995 Cosmonaut Valeriy Polyakov returned after setting a record for 438 days in space.
1997 Tara Lipinski, age 14 years and 10 months, became the youngest champion of the women’s world figure skating competition.
1997 – The Comet Hale-Bopp had its closest approach to earth.
2004 Ahmed Yassin, co-founder and leader of the Palestinian Sunni Islamist group Hamas, two bodyguards, and nine civilian bystanders were killed in the Gaza Strip when hit by Israeli Air Force AH-64 Apache fired Hellfire missiles.
2006 ETA, armed Basque separatist group, declared permanent ceasefire.
2006 – BC Ferries’ M/V Queen of the North ran aground on Gil Island British Columbia and sinks; 101 on board, 2 presumed deaths.
2009 Mount Redoubt, a volcano in Alaska began erupting after a prolonged period of unrest.
Sourced from NZ History Online & Wikipeida