Saturday’s smiles

Answering machine message:

“I am not available right now,  but thank you for caring enough to call.

I am making some changes in my life. Please leave a message after the beep.

If I do not return your call, you are one of the changes.”

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Aspire to inspire before you expire.

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My husband and I had words, but I didn’t get to use mine.

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Frustration is trying to find your glasses without your glasses.

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Blessed are those who can give without remembering and take without forgetting.

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The irony of life is that, by the time you’re old enough to know your way around, you’re not going anywhere.

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God made man before woman so as to give him time to think of an answer for her first question.

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I was always taught to respect my elders, but it keeps getting harder to find one.

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Every morning is the dawn of a new error.

2 Responses to Saturday’s smiles

  1. jabba says:

    “Al Gore said over the weekend that global warming is more serious than terrorism. Unless the terrorist is on your plane, then that extra half a degree doesn’t bother you so much.” –Jay Leno

    Like

  2. pdm says:

    `Aspire to inspire before you expire.’

    This one reminded me of one I saw on a camper van:

    `Adventure before Dementia’.

    Like

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