A Texan rancher went to Australia for a holiday.
He met an Aussie farmer in a pub and they got talking.
The Aussie offered to show him round the district.
The first stop was his wheat field.
The Texan nodded and said, “We have wheat fields that are at least twice as big as that”.
Then they walked around the farm, and they came to a herd of cattle.
The Texan wasn’t impressed. ” We have longhorns that are at least twice as big as your cattle”, he said.
The Aussie bit his tongue until the Texan saw a herd of kangaroos hopping through the field.
He asked, “What the heck are those”?
The Aussie replied, “Don’t you have grasshoppers in Texas”?