Saturday’s smiles

A doctor was giving a woman a check-up and asked her about her physical activity level.

The woman said she spent three days a week, every week, exercising outside.

When asked for a description of what she did on those days, she replied, “Well, yesterday afternoon was typical; I took a five-hour walk, about seven miles, through some pretty rough terrain. I waded along the edge of a lake. I pushed my way through two miles of gorse and broom. I ran away from an irate ram, and then ran away from an angry dog.

“I was shattered at the end of it.”

Amazed by the story, the doctor said, “You must be a very enthusiastic tramper.”

“No,” the woman replied, “I’m just a really, really bad golfer.”

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