The devout cowboy lost his favourite Bible while he was mending fences out on the range.
Three weeks later, a cow walked up to him carrying the Bible in her mouth.
The cowboy couldn’t believe his eyes. He took the precious book out of the cow’s mouth, raised his eyes heavenward and exclaimed, “It’s a miracle!”
“Not really,” said the cow. “Your name is written inside the cover.”
Two cows were grazing in a paddock.
One cow turned to the other cow and said, “Moooooo!”
“Hey”, the other cow replied…. “I was just about to say the same thing!”