Various

“I never know what to put on forms which ask for my occupation so I’ve started putting various,” she said. “It’s true and it makes me feel enigmatic.”

“But I’m going to have to come up with something a little more concrete for customs and immigration, they don’t appreciate mystery.”

2 Responses to Various

  1. Roger Barton says:

    Years ago I got tired of being a “farmer”. I changed the title to “Pastoral analyst.”
    Sounds far more important but in reality I grow pasture, analyse it and decide what to graze it with…I have thousands of compatriots NZ wide.. I’ve only gasped once when I was asked by the local constablory whether I was still a “Pastoral analyst”…I was redoing details on my firearms licence at the time.

  2. homepaddock says:

    In my favourite book, “For Better For Worse and For Lunch” a farmer is asked what he does, replies “I harness solar energy and precipitation to produce protein”.

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