Why does mineral water that “has trickled through mountains for centuries”, have a ‘use by’ date?
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If you lock up water in a bottle for too long, it develops cabin fever, has a psychotic meltdown and mutates into a deranged pleomorphic serial killer that attacks anyone silly enough to open the bottle…
Actually, the REAL reason is that water slowly leaches toxins from the glass or plastic container, becoming contaminated. But I like my first explanation better.
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