As singles’ ads go, this one goes well:
SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant, I’m a very good girl who LOVES to play. I love long walks in the bush or beach, riding in your ute, hunting, camping and fishing trips, cozy winter nights lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me eating our of your hand. I’ll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me . . . . Call ** ******* and ask for Annie, I’ll be waiting . . .