A city man and a country woman were driving head on at night on a dark, twisty road.
Both were driving too fast for the conditions and collided on a sharp bend in the road. To the amazement of both, they were unscathed, though their cars were written off.
In recognition of their luck, both agreed to put aside accusations and blame.
At this point, the woman went to the boot and fetched a 12 year old bottle of whisky. She hands the bottle to the Irish man, who said,” Here’s to town and country, may they be united, in peace, and harmony.”
The man then tipped the bottle up and took several large gulps.
Still flabbergasted over the whole thing, he went to hand the bottle to the woman who replied: ”No thanks, I’ll just wait till the Police get here.”