Saturday’s smiles

Sean was the pastor of a Church of England parish on the Northern Ireland/ Southern Ireland border and Patrick was the priest in the Roman Catholic Church across the road. 

One day they were seen together, erecting a sign into the ground, which says: 

TA END IS NEAR! 
TURN YERSELF AROUNT NOW 
AFOR IT’S TOO LATE! 

As a car sped past them, the driver leaned out his window and yelled, “Leave people alone, you Oirish religious nutters! We don’t need your lectures.” 

The car sped round the next corner then came the sound of screeching tyres and a big splash.  

Shaking his head, Patrick said “Dat’s da terd one dis mornin’.”  

“Yaa,” Pastor Sean agreed, “Do ya tink maybe da sign should just say, ‘Bridge Out?'”