All my worldly goods . . .

When they married he had 400 cows and she had 400 bottles of wine.

He reckons he got a really good deal because she got to milk the cows and he got to drink the wine.

3 Responses to All my worldly goods . . .

  1. Andrei says:

    After 15 years of marriage she fell in love with a man twenty years her junior – left her husband used the matrimonial property act to demand half of the farm which had been in the family for generations.

    Unable to raise the cash required to purchase “her half” of the property the farmer sold his farm and stock,

    His ex wife bought a new BMW M6 and went on a world trip with her toy boy.

    Meanwhile the farmer found that employment opportunities for ex dairy farmers of middle age non existent lived off the proceeds of his farm for several years in a squalid boarding house until a heart attack bought his sorry life to its sad conclusion

  2. JC says:

    Actually, I think it was the 400 bottles of wine that did the damage. Then after the divorce, it was the 400 bottles per month he bought with his share of the $4 million that did him in.


  3. homepaddock says:

    Both wrong – they’re still happily married, though whether the cows and/or wine have anything to do with that is moot.

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