A blonde decided he was sick and tired of all the blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid, so he decided to show his wife that blondes really are smart.
While his wife was at work, he decided to paint a couple of rooms in the house.
The wife arrived home that evening to the distinctive smell of paint. She walked into the living room and found her husband looking hot and bothered.
She asked if he was okay. He replied, “Yes.”
She asked what he was doing.
He replied that se wanted to prove to her that not all blonde men are dumb by painting the house.
She then asked her why he was wearing an oilskin and a ski jacket.
He replied that the directions on the paint can said, “For best results, put on two coats.”