* patterned loo paper?
* sticky labels on individual pieces of fruit?
* putting a bunch of bananas in a plastic bag?
* mist-free bathroom mirrors – or do some people really want to look at themselves as they get out of the shower?
* locks on the doors of shops which are open 24/7?
* asking how are you? when you don’t know the person you’re questioning and/or have no interest in the answer?
* so much weather during TV news bulletins?
* reporters doing live broadcasts from the scene where something happened hours before?