Worsification – the composition of bad poetry.
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Homepaddock 
Love it. 😛
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If poetry was any terser
I think I’d find it worser
I’d prefer happy letterers
To make my poems betterer
Although an investigation
Into writings with worsification
I’d have to say it’s not the rhymes
But the petering of the metering.
One can wax prosaically over their prosody
But give me a suprasegmented phonology
Full of syntax and semiotics
And the foolish seems less idiotics
He said off the top of his head
And then went back to his bottle…
“To die, in the rain”, he muttered.
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Do I win?
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It’s simple to worsify rhyme
I do it most of the time.
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V good – where did it come from? – will copy to a friend who is apt to spring into verse at this time year after a good dinner
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Very good ZT.
Work today was even worserer
than before those hols sirer.
It made me a grinner
before I made my dinner.
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Zen – you do indeed win – McGonagal would be proud of you.
Robert – good point, alas worsifying is easier (acidentally or on purpose) than versifying.
Richard – I found it in Phrontistery (see link above).
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I still cringe when I read what I wrote. I could not have made it worser if I tried.
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