Axioms updated for computer age

 Home is where you hang your @

 The E-mail of the species is faster than the mail.

 A journey of a thousand sites begins with a single click.

 Great groups from little icons grow.

 Speak softly and carry a cellular phone.

 Don’t put all your hypes in one home page.

  The modem is the message.

 Too many clicks spoil the browse.

 The geek shall inherit the earth.

 A chat has nine lives.

 Don’t byte off more than you can view.

 Windows will never cease.

Virtual reality is its own reward.

Modulation in all things.

A user and her leisure time are soon parted.

There’s no place like home.com

Oh, what a tangled website we weave when first we practice.

Speed thrills.

Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day; teach him to use the Net and he won’t bother you for weeks.

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