After driving all night, a man arrived in a small town where he decided to stop beside a park for a nap.
Just as he dozed off, there was a knock on the window. Outside the car, was a jogger.
“Excuse me, can you give me the time?” the she asked.
The man looked at his watch and replied, “It’s 6:27.”
He closed his eyes again and just as he dozed off there was another knock on the window.
There stood another jogger who said, “I’m sorry to disturb you. Do you have the time?”,
Struggling to be polite, he peered at his watch again and replied, “It’s 6:34.”
The man rolled up the window but realizing that this could go on indefinitely, he took paper and pen and wrote: “I DO NOT KNOW THE TIME.”
He stuck the paper in the window, closed his eyes, and was barely asleep when there came yet another tap on the window. The man looked and sure enough, there was another jogger. He rolled down the window and said, “Yeah, what is it?”
The jogger replied, “It’s 6:42.”
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