Sir Howard Morrison would have been 75 tdoay.
Quobled – hands that are shrivilled and wrinkled from doing too much washing up.
When I call on an elderly aunt who lives by herslef I usually take some food.
More often than not it’s something which can be frozen if she doesn’t want to eat it in the next day or two.
One of the something’s I’ve often taken is a picnic pie.
But when chatting with another aunt recently I discovered this particular culinary offering wasn’t being appreciated because Aunt 1 didn’t like picking all the paper from round the pie.
Paper? Aunt 2 wondered.
Then the penny dropped – Aunt 1 hadn’t come across filo pastry before and had mistaken it for baking paper.
When checking out of a hotel in Christchurch last week the bloke behind the desk was itemising our account and mentioned an internet connection.
I said, no. I used a T-stick with mobile broadband and hadn’t connected to the internet through the hotel.
He gave the date and time. I was probably in the room and may have been on the internet but if I had it definitely wouldn’t have been via the hotel connection, even by accident.
I’d have had to plug my computer in and log-on and I’d done neither. Why would I at the exorbitant $20 an hour when I’m on a monthly plan with a flat payment?
He looked at me, I looked back, he shrugged and accepted my word – or at least accepted that he wasn’t going to get me to agree I’d used it.
I wonder how reliable the hotel system is if it logs a connection to the wrong room; how often it happens?
I also wonder how many times the hotel system logs a connection which a customer denies using even if s/he did?
Pita Alexander, a farma ccountant with a well deserved reputation for interesting addresses, spent a couple of weeks in Australia.
One of his anecdotes recounted a meeting with five young men, mostly truck drivers, who had travelled 1,800 kilometres to go fishing and then had to travel the same distance home.
“They would, I felt, have been better to pool their resources and purchase a fish shop near their home base. None of them though seemed ot udnerstand the sound economics invovled with this suggestion.
“This is similar to what I found in the USa. Fishermen just don’t seem to be able to focus rationally on this issue.”
It’s not only fishermen who don’t apply eocnomics to everything they do.
An older farmer was explaining to us that a recent purchase wasn’t making any money but it was keeping him out of his wife’s hair.
“It’s an NFO – a non-financial objective,” he said.
On August 18:
293 BC The oldest known Roman temple to Venus was founded, starting the institution of Vinalia Rustica.
1587 Virginia Dare, granddaughter of governor John White of the Colony of Roanoke, became the first English child born in the Americas.
1634 Urbain Grandier, accused and convicted of sorcery, was burned alive in Loudun France.
1848 Camila O’Gorman and Ladislao Gutierrez were executed on the orders of Argentine dictator Juan Manuel de Rosas.
1864 American Civil War: Battle of Globe Tavern – Union forces tried to cut a vital Confederate supply-line into Petersburg, Virginia, by attacking the Wilmington and Weldon Railroad.
1877 Asaph Hall discovered Martian moon Phobos.
1885 Nettie Palmer, Australian poet and essayist, was born (d. 1964).
1891 Major hurricane struck Martinique, leaving 700 dead.
1903 German engineer Karl Jatho allegedly flew his self-made, motored gliding aeroplane four months before the first flight of the Wright Brothers.
1904 Max Factor, Polish-born cosmetics entrepreneur, was born (d. 1996).
1909 Mayor of Tokyo Yukio Ozaki presented Washington, D.C. with 2,000 cherry trees.
1917 A Great Fire in Thessaloniki, Greece destroyed 32% of the city leaving 70,000 individuals homeless.
1920 Shelley Winters, American actress, was born (d. 2006).
1920 The Nineteenth Amendment to the United States Constitution was ratified, guaranteeing women’s suffrage.
1935 Sir Howard Morrison, New Zealand entertainer, was born (d 2009).
1935 Robert Redford, American actor, was born.
1938 The Thousand Islands Bridge, connecting New York State, United States with Ontario, Canada over the St. Lawrence River, was dedicated by U.S. President Franklin D. Roosevelt.
1941 Adolf Hitler ordered a temporary halt to Nazi Germany’s systematic euthanasia of the mentally ill and the handicapped due to protests.
1950 Julien Lahaut, the chairman of the Communist Party of Belgium was assassinated by far-right elements.
1952 Patrick Swayze, American actor, was born (d. 2009).
1958 Vladimir Nabokov’s controversial novel Lolita was published in the United States.
1963 American civil rights movement: James Meredith became the first black person to graduate from the University of Mississippi.
1965 Vietnam War: Operation Starlite began – United States Marines destroyed a Viet Cong stronghold on the Van Tuong peninsula in the first major American ground battle of the war.
1966 Vietnam War: the Battle of Long Tan – a patrol of 6th Battalion, Royal Australian Regiment encountered the Viet Cong.
1969 Jimi Hendrix played the unofficial last day of the Woodstock festival.
1971 Prime Minister Keith Holyoake announced to Parliament the decision to withdraw New Zealand’s combat force from Vietnam before the end of the year.
1976 In the Korean Demilitarized Zone at Panmunjeom, the Axe Murder Incident resulted in the death of two US soldiers.
1977 Steve Biko was arrested at a police roadblock under the Terrorism Act No 83 of 1967 in King William’s Town, South Africa. He later died of the injuries sustained during this arrest.
1982 Japanese election law was amended to allow for proportional representation.
1983 Hurricane Alicia hit the Texas coast, killing 22 people and causing over USD $1 billion in damage (1983 dollars).
1989 Leading presidential hopeful Luis Carlos Galán was assassinated near Bogotá in Colombia.
2000 A Federal jury finds the US EPA guilty of discrimination against Dr. Marsha Coleman-Adebayo, under the Civil Rights Act of 1964, later inspiring passage of the No FEAR Act.
2005 Massive power blackout in Java, affecting almost 100 million people.
2008 President Of Pakistan Pervez Musharaf resigned due to pressure from opposition.
Sourced from NZ History Online & Wikipedia