A woman inserted an ad in the classifieds: “Husband Wanted”. Next day she received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: “You can have mine”
If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say – talk in your sleep.
Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
A woman is incomplete until she is married. Then she is finished.
If it weren’t for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all.
These lines were lifted from Baker & Associates weekly AG-Letter which is a valuable resource on matters rural and agricultural.
This week’s includes a report on the firm’s annual remuneration survey. It analyses 190 responses covering 447 fulltime and 102 part time employees on properties throughout the country to give a very good picture of salaries, wages and employment conditions on farms.
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