1. Do hotel cleaners wash cups and glasses in the bathroom basin you just used to wash your underwear?
2. What/who were the people who went silent as you entered the room talking about?
3. How long has the zip on your trousers been undone?
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Homepaddock 
1. No, they just use spit and a duster.
2. Well, YOU, obviously…
3. “Honestly officer, I had no idea…”
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1 I guess I hope the boiling water……
2 I don’t really mind…..
3 How the hell did you know…..
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Re: 3
“Retrograde Embarrasment:
The strange mixture of relief and embarrassment you get when, immediately after realizing your flies are undone, you recall that you are NOT wearing Y-fronts… “
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re – 3
Back in the early 80’s when I still considered myself a virile young man (mid 30’s) I was a department head talking to two female staff members who were sittitng at their desks when I realised my zip was down. As I turned away to rectify the problem the attractive blonde one said:
`don’t worry – a dead bird doesn’t fall out of it’s nest’.
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