Happy birthday Sidney Potier, 83 today.
Happy birthday Buffy Sainte Marie 69 or 70 today (there’s a question over which year she was born).
I’d always associated her, perhaps incorrectly with the song LA International Airport, but fortunately YouTube had lots of other options, including this:
During his speech at our wedding breakfast, my farmer said that if my mother treated him as well as she treated the milkman he’d have no complaints.
He then went on to explain that he’d seen her taking empty milk bottles out of the oven. When he asked why, she’d explained that was to make sure they were properly dry so the milkman didn’t have to contend with dribbles when he tipped out the tokens.
Does anyone still get milk deliveries? No-one does them in our part of the world now, but when they did they must have enjoyed getting notes like these:
Dear Milkman, I’ve just had a baby, please leave another one.”
“Please send me a form for cheap milk, for I have a baby two months old and did not know about it until a neighbour told me.”
“Milk is needed for the baby. Father is unable to supply it.”
“Please leave an extra pint of paralysed milk.”
“Please don’t leave any more milk. All they do is drink it”
“Milkman please close the gate behind you because the birds keep pecking the tops off the milk.”
“Sorry not to have paid your bill before, but my wife had a baby and I’ve been carrying it around in my pocket for weeks.”
“Sorry about yesterday’s note. I didn’t mean one egg and a dozen pints, but the other way round.”
My daughter says she wants a milkshake. Do you do it before you deliver or do I have to shake the bottle.”
“From now on please leave two pints every other day and one pint on the days in between, except Wednesdays and Saturdays
when I don’t want any milk.”
“Please leave no milk today. When I say today, I mean tomorrow, for I wrote this note yesterday…or is it today ?”
“No milk. Please do not leave milk at No. 14 either as he is dead until further notice.”
The independent review into Environment Canterbury recommends that the government sets up a new Canterbury Regional Water Authority (CRWA) to assume all water related responsibilities in the Canterbury Region.
ECan has failed miserably in its responsibilities for water management in the region where it is of most importance. The report says:
The issue of freshwater management (both ground and surface water) is the single most significant issue facing the Canterbury Region. The Review Group acknowledges that the scale of the issues being addressed in terms of water availability and quality in the Canterbury Region and the scale and nature of competing demands for that resource is significantly greater than that confronted by other regional councils throughout New Zealand. They are correspondingly of much greater significance to the nation’s well-being.
There are four major river catchments in the region but the Waitaki is the only one with an allocation plan and that was imposed on Ecan by central government when Project Aqua showed up the council’s shortcomings.
The creation of an entirely new specialist entity is, we believe, the only way that the Government can be certain that it has an institution capable of dealing with the complexities involved in resolving freshwater issues in the Canterbury Region. The Authority would assume responsibility for all of the functions of Environment Canterbury related to the management of freshwater in the Region. This includes:
- Addressing the complexities involved in balancing the competing interests for the relevant resources.
- Producing relevant plans for the allocation and management of water resources and water quality within a timeframe to be specified in the legislation.
- Allocation, monitoring and enforcement of consents relating to water.
- Addressing the water quality issues that are currently the responsibility of Environment Canterbury.
The Review Group also recommends that the council be replaced by a temporary Commission.
Both recommendations are wise.
All the territorial authorities in the Canterbury Region have been complaining about ECan for years, so too have many of the groups and individuals who’ve had to deal with them.
There has been a welcome improvement since Alec Neil took over as chair last year but the Review Group thinks the problems are too deep-seated to be solved by the existing council which is still divided.
The government has yet to consider the recommendations but I wonder if a complete reorganisation of local authorities in the region might result.
The city and district councils have been looking at a unitary authority. A supercity based round Christchurch and a provincial council further south, perhaps?
On February 20:
1547 Edward VI was crowned King of England.
1810 Andreas Hofer, Tirolean patriot and leader of rebellion against Napoleon’s forces, is executed.
1835 Concepción, Chile was destroyed by an earthquake.
1872 New York’s Metropolitan Museum of Art opened.
1873 The University of California opened its first medical school.
1887 Vincent Massey, Governor-General of Canada, was born.
1906 Gale Gordon, American television and radio actor, was born.
1924 Gloria Vanderbilt, American socialite and clothing designer, was born.
1925 Robert Altman, American film director, was born.
1927 – Sidney Poitier, American actor, was born.
1941 Buffy Sainte-Marie, Canadian singer, was born.
1943 – The Parícutin volcano erupted Parícutin, Mexico.
1952 Emmett Ashford became the first African-American umpire in organised baseball.
1954 Yvette Williams won a gold meadl for the long jump at the Olympics.
1962 Mercury programme: John Glenn became the first American to orbit the earth, making three orbits in 4 hours, 55 minutes.
1965 Ranger 8 crashed into the moon after a successful mission of photographing possible landing sites for the Apollo programme astronauts.
1976 The Southeast Asia Treaty Organisation disbanded.
1991 A gigantic statue of Albania’s long-time dictator, Enver Hoxha, was brought down in the Albanian capital Tirana, by mobs of angry protesters.
1998 American figure skater Tara Lipinski became the youngest gold-medalist at the Winter Olympics in Nagano, Japan.
2005 Spain became the first country to vote in a referendum on ratification of the proposed Constitution of the European Union, passing it by a substantial margin, but on a low turnout.