A good day to start a diet

Monday is a good day to start a diet.

But not this Monday when there is food left over from the weekend.

A little waste may be better than a lot of waist and I could throw it out. But would it really matter if I pick a little here and peck a little there? After all tomorrow is Tuesday which is a good day to start a diet.

But not this Tuesday because I’ve been invited out for dinner and it would be rude to be picky and Wednesday would be a better day to start a diet.

Except this Wednesday I have places to go and people to see and there will be food to eat more well than wisely and the next day is Thursday which is a good day to start a diet.

But not this Thursday because there’s more places to go and people to see and again it would be rude to be picky. Besides the following day is Friday which is a good day to start a diet.

Except this Friday when I’ll be baking and have to test what I’m producing just in case. It will be better to wait until Saturday which is a good day to start a diet.

But not this Saturday. I’m planning to spend all day in the garden and it’s not easy to eat when you’re hands are dirty. The trouble is that means I’ll be really hungry when I finish so it will be better to wait until Sunday which is a much better day to start a diet.

Although not this Sunday because friends are joining us for lunch and it would be rude to peck at a tiny portion while plying them with plenty.

Besides, having written off the rest of the week I might as well finish as I started and wait for the next day, which will be Monday and Monday is a good day to start a diet . . .

Dedicated with admiration to Busted Blonde who is aiming to be Fab and Fifty.

5 Responses to A good day to start a diet

  1. hehe, there is not such thing as a good day to start 😛 But you should consider another possibility, it is a good day to start running 20mins a day 😛

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  2. gravedodger says:

    I luv it. Both the post and food. Doing my community work, I see sick people, the plumper ones are on the whole sicker but less stressed with what is happening while the skinnier ones are more stressed with their sickness. It is easier to pick up the skinnys but the plumpers are on average more grateful.
    It is all such a conundrum.
    Yesterday could have been a good day for me to start a diet but alas I couldn’t find my “round two it” any where. Today is a day to look forward to the “Quiz” and the fridge has no time lock, tomorrow we go to the big city with its temptations, its all too hard, perhaps I will ask the gummint to do it for me, for free of course as I am a poor pensioner.

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  3. Inventory2 says:

    I began the year with a goal weight which is 18kg below what I weighed on 1/1/2010. Progress has been great – I now have only 20kg to go 😉

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