Saturday’s Smiles

A man  was driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he noticed a sign  which read

SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS 
HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION 
10 Km 

He thought it was a figment of his imagination and drove on without a second thought…. 

Soon he saw another sign which read: 

SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS 
HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION 
5 Km

He began to think these signs were genuine as he drove past a third sign saying: 

SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS 
HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION 
NEXT RIGHT 

His curiosity got the best of him and he turned into the drive. On the far side of the parking lot was a stone building with a small sign next to the door reading: 

SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS 

He climbed the steps and rang the bell. The door was answered by a nun in a long black habit who asked, “What may we do for you my son?” 

He answered, “I saw your signs along the highway and was interested in possibly doing business…..” 

“Very well my son. Please follow me,” she said and led him through many winding passages so he was soon quite disoriented. The nun finally stopped at a closed door and said, “I will leave you now. Please knock on this door and do as you are asked.” 

He knocked and another nun in a long habit, holding a tin cup answered the door… This nun said, “Please place $100 in the cup then go through the large wooden door at the end of the hallway.” 

He put $100 in the cup, eagerly trotted down the hall and slipped through the door pulling it shut behind him. 

The door locked, and he found himself back in the parking lot facing another sign: 

GO IN PEACE. 
YOU HAVE JUST BEEN SCREWED BY THE SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS. 
SERVES YOU RIGHT, YOU SINNER

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