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Homepaddock 
For the same reason cowboys are bow-legged; too much time in the saddle.
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They’re supposed to be walking “around” their nuts.. in the same way that young men used to walk as if they had a basketball under each armpit.
You’re obviously the wrong sort of female if you don’t understand the attraction 🙂
JC
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Good question.
Hands up who wants to ask one of them – to his face.
Anyone???
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