A blonde police officer stopped a blonde driver and asked for her licence.
The driver searched through her handbag but couldn’t find it.
“What does it look like?” she asked.
“It’s rectangular and has your photo on it,” the cop replied.
The driver scrabbled through her handbag again, pulled out her mirror, peered into it, handed it to the cop saying, “Yes, that’s me, here it is.”
The cop looked at it for a moment then said, “Oh sorry I didn’t realise you’re a police officer too.”
(Choice inspired by this at Smething Should Go Here).