It’s St Patrick’s Day.
He’s the patron saint of Ireland which is a good excuse to tell this true story:
My farmer was waiting for a receptionist at a hotel in Ireland when the bloke ahead of him asked if she could put his computer in the hotel safe.
The receptionist replied that the computer was too big, but she could put it beside the safe.
P.S. The Inquiring Mind celebrates St Paddy’s day with music.