Saturday’s smiles

Watch for the following mergers on Wall Street: –

 

Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W. R. Grace Co. will merge and become: Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace.

 

Polygram Records, Warner Bros., and Zesta Crackers join forces and become: Poly, Warner Cracker.

 

3M will merge with Goodyear and become: MMMGood.

 

Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining will merge and become: ZipAudiDoDa .

 

FedEx is expected to join its competitor, UPS, and become: FedUP.

 

Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become: Fairwell Honeychild.

 

Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become: PouponPants.

 

Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will become: Knott NOW!

 

Victoria ‘s Secret and Smith & Wesson will merge under the new name: TittyTittyBangBang.

2 Responses to Saturday’s smiles

  1. Inventory2 says:

    Very good HP – slightly off-topic, but my dear departed Dad used to swear that back in the 30’s and 40’s there was a butcher’s shop in Feilding by the name of Hitchcock and Scratchitt 🙂

  2. Lita says:

    Puhlease let it happen. Please let something great like poupon pants come out of all this economic nonsense.

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