The Enfield, Windsor, Ngapara Branch of the Picnic Table has come across an old book full of recipes collected from well known people.
We can’t read the name of the person who submitted this one, but it came from parliament and we think we can guess who sent it:
Take a large pot and chuck in any old election bribes you have in the pantry and season them well with empty promises.
Add false hopes, vague ideals and high expectations.
Stir in equal quantities of paranoia, xenophobia and delusion.
Spice with a dash of scandal and anti-media rhetoric to taste.
Bring to the boil over the flame of naked ambition and simmer with rightous anger for as long as it takes.