Saturday’s smiles

The farmer had been taken in so many times by the local car dealer that when the dealer wanted to buy a cow, the farmer priced it to him like this:
Basic cow, $200; two-tone exterior, $45; extra stomach $75; product storage compartment, $60;
dispensing device, four spigots at $10 each, $40;genuine cowhide upholstery, $125; dual horns, $15; automatic fly swatter, $35. Total = $595.
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2 Responses to Saturday’s smiles

  1. pdogge says:

    Cheap cow HP, is still for sale?

  2. homepaddock says:

    Very cheap – perhaps it has had more than one lady owner.

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