Saturday’s smiles

Lost –and found –  in translation:

In  a Bangkok Temple :
IT IS  FORBIDDEN TO ENTER A WOMAN, EVEN A FOREIGNER, IF DRESSED AS A  MAN.

Cocktail  lounge ,  Norway :
LADIES ARE  REQUESTED NOT TO HAVE CHILDREN IN THE BAR.

 

Doctor’s  office, Rome :
SPECIALIST IN  WOMEN AND OTHER DISEASES.

Dry  cleaners, Bangkok :
DROP  YOUR TROUSERS HERE FOR THE BEST RESULTS.

In  a Nairobi restaurant:
CUSTOMERS WHO FIND  OUR WAITRESSES RUDE, OUGHT TO SEE THE MANAGER.

On  the main road to Mombasa , leaving Nairobi :
TAKE NOTICE: WHEN  THIS SIGN IS UNDER WATER, THIS ROAD IS  IMPASSABLE.

On  a poster:
ARE  YOU AN ADULT THAT CANNOT READ? IF SO WE CAN  HELP.
In  a City restaurant:
OPEN  SEVEN DAYS A WEEK AND WEEKENDS.

In  a Cemetery:
PERSONS ARE  PROHIBITED FROM PICKING FLOWERS, FROM ANY BUT THEIR OWN GRAVES.

Tokyo   hotel’s rules and regulations:
GUESTS ARE  REQUESTED NOT TO SMOKE, OR DO OTHER DISGUSTING BEHAVIOURS IN  BED.

On  the menu of a Swiss Restaurant: 

 OUR WINES LEAVE  YOU NOTHING TO HOPE FOR.

Hotel ,  Yugoslavia :
THE FLATTENING OF  UNDERWEAR WITH PLEASURE, IS THE JOB OF THE  CHAMBERMAID.

Hotel ,  Japan :
YOU ARE INVITED TO  TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THE CHAMBERMAID.

In  the lobby of a Moscow Hotel, across from a Russian Orthodox  Monastery:
YOU ARE WELCOME TO  VISIT THE CEMETERY, WHERE FAMOUS RUSSIAN AND SOVIET COMPOSERS, ARTISTS AND  WRITERS ARE BURIED DAILY, EXCEPT THURSDAY.

 
A  sign posted in Germany ‘s Black Forest :
IT IS STRICTLY  FORBIDDEN ON OUR BLACK FOREST CAMPING SITE, THAT PEOPLE OF DIFFERENT SEX, FOR  INSTANCE, MEN AND WOMEN, LIVE TOGETHER IN ONE TENT, UNLESS THEY ARE MARRIED  WITH EACH OTHER FOR THIS PURPOSE.

 
Hotel,  Zurich :
BECAUSE OF THE  IMPROPRIETY OF ENTERTAINING GUESTS OF THE OPPOSITE SEX IN THE BEDROOM, IT IS  SUGGESTED THAT THE LOBBY BE USED FOR THIS  PURPOSE.

 
Advertisement  for donkey rides, Thailand :
WOULD YOU LIKE TO  RIDE ON YOUR OWN ASS?

 
Airline  ticket office, Copenhagen :
WE TAKE YOUR BAGS  AND SEND THEM IN ALL DIRECTIONS. A  Laundry in Rome :
LADIES, LEAVE YOUR  CLOTHES HERE AND THEN SPEND THE AFTERNOON HAVING A GOOD  TIME.

 

Seen in an Abu Dhabi Souk shop  window:
IF THE FRONT IS CLOSED PLEASE ENTER THROUGH MY BACKSIDE.

 

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