Some definitions from a women’s dictionary:
Argument n. A discussion that occurs when you’re right, but he just hasn’t realised it yet.
Bar-be-que n. You bought the groceries, washed the lettuce, chopped the tomatoes, diced the onions, marinated the meat and cleaned everything up, but, he, “made the dinner.”
Blonde jokes n. Jokes that are short so men can understand them.
Clothes dryer n. An appliance designed to eat socks.
Diet Soda n. A drink you buy to accompany chocolate..
Exercise v. To walk up and down a mall, occasionally resting to make a purchase.
Grocery List n. Something you compile with great care then forget to take to the supermarket.
Hair Dresser n. Someone who is able to create a style you will never be able to duplicate again. See “Magician.”
Hardware Store n. Similar to a black hole in space-if he goes in.
Park (park) v./n. Before children, a verb meaning, “to go somewhere for romance.” After children, a noun meaning a place with a swing set and slide.
Patience n. The most important ingredient for dating, marriage and children. See also “tranquilizers.”
Waterproof Mascara n. Comes off if you cry, shower, or swim, but will not come off if you try to remove it.
