Between the sheeps

AgResearch has found a way to make woollen sheets and pyjamas which won’t itch or shrink.

While it’s not known when woolly sheets will be in the shops, pyjamas might be on sale next year.

They could call the woollen bedclothes sheeps.

That would be certain to get wide publicity across the Tasman because the Aussies wouldn’t be able to resist the temptation for a new line of ovine humour at our expense.