Watch for the following mergers on Wall Street: -
Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W. R. Grace Co. will merge and become: Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace.
Polygram Records, Warner Bros., and Zesta Crackers join forces and become: Poly, Warner Cracker.
3M will merge with Goodyear and become: MMMGood.
Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining will merge and become: ZipAudiDoDa .
FedEx is expected to join its competitor, UPS, and become: FedUP.
Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become: Fairwell Honeychild.
Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become: PouponPants.
Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will become: Knott NOW!
Victoria ‘s Secret and Smith & Wesson will merge under the new name: TittyTittyBangBang.
Very good HP – slightly off-topic, but my dear departed Dad used to swear that back in the 30′s and 40′s there was a butcher’s shop in Feilding by the name of Hitchcock and Scratchitt
Puhlease let it happen. Please let something great like poupon pants come out of all this economic nonsense.